It's not gay unless the tips touch....

  • In class: 1+1=2
  • Exercises: 1+2+1=4
  • Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.

followmeintotheocean:

Is this not how I’m supposed to come on to people? 

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cytoblr:

South Park: The Poor Kid

I’m white trash and I’m in trouble!

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